katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

(Source: paris666hilton, via saucy-twat-crumpets)

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

(Source: neopiacentral, via herehaveafandom)


yaoi

yaoi

(Source: grass10, via lildicktornado)

theroguefeminist:

c2ndy2c1d:

coelasquid:

ibelieveinyoumyapollo:

lakidaa:

that’s suave as shit

Wow

Me on my way to steal ur footballer

i love sports

he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

smooth as fuck

(Source: siriuslygoonerific, via herehaveafandom)

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

(Source: meladoodle, via herehaveafandom)

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: guystud, via lildicktornado)

clorinspats:

so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when

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okay wtf they can’t be serious

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they’re serious

(via ambitiousbiologist)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via space-qu33n)

mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

Where may I acquire this?

(via unlawfully)

(Source: partymanyeah, via unlawfully)

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

(via ambitiousbiologist)

I have officially seen my version of the holy trinity: lion king, wicked, phantom of the opera

also got a new shirt #phantomoftheopera

also got a new shirt #phantomoftheopera

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via saucy-twat-crumpets)

consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

leorecchiedispock:

C’mon seriously? XD