I tried to pet a German shepherd puppy today. (Yes the human said it was okay). The puppy barked at me and tried to kill me. I’m having a bad day to say the least.

"Why do you Skulduggery Pleansant fans steal all the skeleton gifs and posts?"

imthesweet:

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(via iamsurroundedbyidjits)

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

(Source: chucknoblet, via ambitiousbiologist)

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

(via unlawfully)

iguanamouth:

look at this bullshit anime owl
its a juvenille barred eagle owl and it grows up into a furby

iguanamouth:

look at this bullshit anime owl

its a juvenille barred eagle owl and it grows up into a furby

(via nomoremrmeangirls)

mr-reblogbutton:

Can we all agree that if Cecil had gone to the carnival that this would have happened? (Also for a little surprise tip back the screen and look at the last frame)

mr-reblogbutton:

Can we all agree that if Cecil had gone to the carnival that this would have happened? (Also for a little surprise tip back the screen and look at the last frame)

(via daftalchemist)

vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

(via boned-furry)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

(via idiosyncrasiesbetweenthepages)

rabbitoctopus:

PUPPIY!

this is also how I incision Cecil as a dog,

THANK YOU!!! WAS TRYING TO DRAW PUPPIES DURING CHEMISTRY TODAY AND COULDNT FIGURE IT OUT!!!

rabbitoctopus:

PUPPIY!

this is also how I incision Cecil as a dog,

THANK YOU!!! WAS TRYING TO DRAW PUPPIES DURING CHEMISTRY TODAY AND COULDNT FIGURE IT OUT!!!

(via cumberwumbersnap)

sirida:

It has to be really tricky to shave your face without the use of a mirror.

BUT IMAGINE IF CECIL NEVER SHAVED BUT THEN CARLOS TAUGHT HIM HOW AND CARLOS WAS HIS “MIRRIOR” AND NOW WITH CARLOS GONE CECIL CANT SHAVE WITHOUT HURTING HIMSELF BUT HE JUST CAN’T STOP BECAUSE HES SCARED OF FORGETTING ABOUT OR LOSING CARLOS (AGAIN)

(via daftalchemist)

sirida:

It has to be really tricky to shave your face without the use of a mirror.

You missed a spot.

(via daftalchemist)

vanquishedvaliant:

bleproxursox:

things that will instantly improve any movie:

  • dragons
  • robots
  • bickering scientists
  • lesbians

how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

Bickering robotic dragon lesbians who are scientist.

(via idiosyncrasiesbetweenthepages)

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

(via mathematicalsherlockian)

lib-tech-in-the-tardis:

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

My signature shade

lib-tech-in-the-tardis:

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

My signature shade

(via idiosyncrasiesbetweenthepages)